My Near Death Experience

Although there have been many variations of this story, I thought I would come out and tell the truth. This is how the true story went down...It was an unnerving day and the skies were fierce with fury that Tuesday night. As the lightning flashed and the thunder roared, I was watching this amazing storm and noticed that our neighbors Brahma Bull broke out of his barbed wired, double steel cage and was violently roaming the street. Being the great neighbor that I am, I had to protect our neighborhood as many childred and families could have been killed. I quickly took some rope and I was able to wrangle the rampant beast in to my yard as I value the safety of others over my own. As I finally was able to muscle him into the patio. All of the sudden, he realized that he was trapped, and his gigantic eyes shown bright red. I knew right away it was either me or my family, so I quickly jumped out as bait. We stared each other down as he scraped his hoof on hte rough brick ready to attack. The beast was mean that night but I was not going to go down in front of my family. I did the only thing I knew how and let out a violent call of the wild to hypnotize the monster and as my family was crippled with fear, I let him know who was boss. He will never be able to produce that fine veal in which he was intended. After the horrifying event, I was able to snap a picture with the owner that is shown here below.